The following are a variety of quotes and stories from the military. They are not necessarily from the Vietnam Era as many of these have existed for years. Should you find any of these offensive remember they are generally real life accounts.

“Nothing shows poor workmanship like lumps in the duct tape." A1C Dukes - 1968

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia " (Charles Schultz)